Fictional camps my kids will be attending this summer...
- •Camp 3 weeks without my brother
- •Camp free mommies lap
- •Camp First Person Shooter
- •Camp neighborhood pool
- •Camp leave the house for one week even if it's just 5 minutes away
- •Camp stalk the neighborhood in search of soda pop
- •Camp walk the dog in 100 degrees
- •Camp popcorn snacks again
- •Camp try to engage with girls on block
- •Camp watch mommy get wasted on porch
- •Camp get my kids off my damn internet
- •Camp your mine craft is dead! Sowwy!
- •Call mommy creative insults and expletives.