Rebranding reality
  1. Camp 3 weeks without my brother
  2. Camp free mommies lap
  3. Camp First Person Shooter
  4. Camp neighborhood pool
  5. Camp leave the house for one week even if it's just 5 minutes away
  6. Camp stalk the neighborhood in search of soda pop
  7. Camp walk the dog in 100 degrees
  8. Camp popcorn snacks again
  9. Camp try to engage with girls on block
  10. Camp watch mommy get wasted on porch
  11. Camp get my kids off my damn internet
  12. Camp your mine craft is dead! Sowwy!
  13. Call mommy creative insults and expletives.