- •If you want a supportive friend buy Spanx.
- •Diversify your personal portfolio.
- •Your should not know your husband is in your Friend's fantasy reel.
- •The sweet spot of friendship is crazy but not institutionalized.
- •If people only invite you to sales parties and not their real parties...their not friends.
- •If someone asks if your husband is younger then you...not friends
- •If you run low on alcohol you will not have friends...sorry
- •If you are making odd lists here you probably have no friends and are sad and lonely and difficult in real life...sorry