Getting Yankee B*tched Slapped in The South

All my friends posting cotillion pics of their adorable son's in tuxes tonight and my thoughts...
  1. My kids are eating steak with their hands...
  2. My kids are spitting out their meat directly to their plate...
  3. My kids are wearing flip flops and cut offs and it's sleeting outside...
    They just want to get to zero coat...every winter! I love a goal they can accomplish! Aim low compadres!
  4. My kids are hacking my tech...
  5. They are farting...at the dinner table...
  6. And jumping on my bed...and farting...
  7. Yay, there's no way I would send them to cotillion!!!