I WANT A LIST APP SECRET SANTA

Why not me???
  1. Do I look stingy?
  2. Would my gifts be not thoughtful?
  3. Do you think people in The South don't receive mail?
  4. Do you think I would send a fire arm?
  5. Are you afraid I live in a trailer?
  6. And might send a tin of chew?
  7. I want to be in on Secret Santa and we do have nice things here.
  8. I want to be one of the chosen popular kids on list app
  9. What happened to @ChrisK the great engine of List App Secret Santa his account is no more!!! @dev do ya know???