Kid Hacked My Tech
Oh eff again
- •I have a gifted kid, he uses his powers at times for evil...at the time of this story he is like 11...eff me now but just don't make this again!
- •One day I get an email addressed to Bitch@yahoo.com
- •Yep, but it comes from this wacky mom who I know likes me but has a kind of fringe sense of humor so I asked her "Am I in your contacts as B*tch???"
- •This is FYI a great way to make a mom who likes you put you in the not like column. YEP!
- •A few hours later I get another email like this addressed also to Bfirstname.lastname@example.org...and a light bulb goes off...this is an inside job.
- •As you may know from other lists I am an iPhone developer but I am a cluebag as to how lil Mr. Einstein debased my not so smart iPhone!
- •So, we confront him and I desperately start Googling to take my phone back.
- •Being that all my work emails are now seeming to go out from Bemail@example.com. YEP!
- •Is this your life? This is my life!
- •It turns out you just say "Siri call me Jami" and it should be fixto...
- •Nope Siri spurts back "Sorry B*tch your request cannot be completed at this time!"
- •At which point we are all in spite of ourselves ROFL in front of Satanstein.
- •This memory was jarred by his latest antics today when at 13 he changed my keyboard to Cantonese.