WHAT COSMO WANTS TO BRING TO HEAVEN
He's a labradoodle that keeps eating dangerous stuff so I assume he is heaven hoarding so he can pass and enjoy it on the otherside...
- •My urban outfitters undies with lace ruffle but all 100% cotton! Super cozy. Hope they were sweet going down. Pooped out at doggy park.
- •3/4 giant plate of homemade chocolate chip cookies with yum ghiaradelli chips- WTG who can blame ya?
- •Seasoned pork plastic wrapper from Trader Joes- clearly this Jew dog ain't got religion.
- •My sons plaid boxers-he wants to pass as a suburban WASP on the otherside. Best of luck Cosmo!
- •Tampons- nasty!!!