WHAT COSMO WANTS TO BRING TO HEAVEN

He's a labradoodle that keeps eating dangerous stuff so I assume he is heaven hoarding so he can pass and enjoy it on the otherside...
  1. My urban outfitters undies with lace ruffle but all 100% cotton! Super cozy. Hope they were sweet going down. Pooped out at doggy park.
  2. 3/4 giant plate of homemade chocolate chip cookies with yum ghiaradelli chips- WTG who can blame ya?
  3. Seasoned pork plastic wrapper from Trader Joes- clearly this Jew dog ain't got religion.
  4. My sons plaid boxers-he wants to pass as a suburban WASP on the otherside. Best of luck Cosmo!
  5. Tampons- nasty!!!