Why Book Clubs Are Satan's Spawn
I can never go the distance!
- •You have to read something you don't want... like school.
- •You have to socialize with people you don't want... like school.
- •Someone always takes total control...like school.
- •I just manned up or ENTJ ed up and quit one and some other friends who I love invited me to another one and I feel my blood cells exploding in my body. I want to Bitmoji away as fast as possible...
- •Just say NO to book club!!!
- •Books are meant for solitude and reflection, personal insights and escapes. Don't dirty their magic by dissecting them in public or even intimate groups.
- •This is like using a vibrator with friends and chatting about it.
- •No, no, no...not with others. Pick your own vibrators and books.
- •I mean would you dissect a fairy?
- •Of course not!
- •Fairies, Books, Vibrators...all by one selves items.
- •I hope my wise guidance helps steer some wayward soul feeling trapped socializing in the wrong space.