Narratives I Would Very Much Like to be Excluded from Since 2009

  1. Student loans 📚📚📚
    Well actually since 2006. Aspire Servicing, stop calling. #whyyousoobsessedwithme
  2. Whenever Danielle comes into my office to ask me for something when her dad was RIGHT THERE next to her.
  3. Putting on my work clothes once every 6 months to find out they have been V judgemental
  4. Doing housework while those in the house just watch you from the couch...
  5. Anyone eating your leftovers. Ever.
    back up off my tacos, Becky
  6. Credit card debt
  7. Paying fucking rent. 💰💰💰💰💰
  8. The fact that winter is, in reality, 3 months away... 😭❄