The Only 3 Good Things About Winter Coming

❄ let the cold tundra of North Dakota freeze your soul ❄
  1. All of these bees and hornets will die / return to hell where they belong
    Why do they grow them so big out here? #foreverterrified
  2. These loud ass kids will finally stop playing outside all day and night.
    It's 1pm on a Wednesday, seriously. Why aren't these broken condoms in school?
  3. I won't have to hear drunken douche bags on their patios all night long.
    Take your bromantical revelations indoors.