Things I Want My Old High School Classmates To Know About Me

with my 10 year high school reunion just 1 month away (ouch) and since both "lol no" and the middle finger emoji were not available RSVP response options, I've compiled a list of all the things I'd like the class of 2006 to know about what I've been up to all these years!! yay! #goChargers
  1. I did not get fat
  2. I have more degrees than 87% of you
    How did smoking pot and making babies in your mom's basement work out for you?
  3. I hope Westchester burns to the ground