don't ask me to order them - impossible
  1. "When Patsy's mom got old, she didn't have teeth and we had to put tortillas in her mouth"
  2. "God doesn't like it when you lie... or litter."
  3. "If you go to lunch without me, I'm going to pee myself at school."
  4. "I can't get blown away by a tornado, I have a quincenera in a few years"
  5. "Just paddle and wear a helmet in case you kill your head open."