MY HUSBAND WENT TO LEMMY'S MEMORIAL SO I HAD MEG NIGHT.

And this is what happened.
  1. Meg night! Have you heard of it? It's the awesome time when my husband is either or traveling or out with friends and for one night only, I can pretend like I live alone again and act accordingly.
  2. Typically this involves watching bullshit TV, drinking a lot (a lot) of wine, taking a hot bath and sneaking the occasional 🚬
  3. This was not the case last night.
  4. I drank two glasses of wine when I had boozy lunch with my husband and a friend.
  5. When I came home I was like whoa girl, it's 330 pm. Have some water and coffee.
  6. Instead, I took a nap and woke up around 815.
  7. So I ended up drinking one more glass of wine and watching some of season 4 of New Girl on the Netflix.
  8. I was in bed by 11 and couldn't stay awake enough for one episode of Star Trek TNG.
  9. I had an amazing night's sleep but am a little sad that Meg night at 32 has become so sensible.
  10. Youth IS wasted on the young. Enjoy your Meg nights while you can, kids!