First impressions are everything.
  1. Um, hello?
  2. Anyone out there?
  3. I see mostly celebrities and people I don't know. What do I do once I make lists?
  4. I kind of wish I'd backed up my MySpace blog.
  5. It's only been a day. Things take time. Remember after college when you couldn't get a job, so you became a teacher?
  6. ...
  7. Yeah nobody is here.
  8. This is like ello, isn't it?
  9. Oh, shit! People saw this!