COMMON FIGURES OF SPEECH MY COWORKER HAS MANGLED

  1. They're just flying like rats off the boat.
  2. Something's not quite right in Denmark.
  3. I think I've exhausted all revenues.
  4. This is like sticking one of those needles in a haystack!
  5. She's the kind of person who'd give you the shit off her back.
  6. I see you've been burning the midnight owl.