Cats. What the fuck.
  1. Meow.
    A lot.
  2. Chase each other.
    From the living room to the bedroom. And repeat.
  3. Use the litter box.
    The one I just cleaned.
  4. Fight.
    Hissing, tackling, etc.
  5. Not lay next me in bed.
    Been sleeping all day, why continue now?