1. Rudolph but with cactuses
  2. Pay an artist to live in my house and make art
  3. Start a disposable cutlery revolution!!
    Make people treat them the way I do - as future members of my house cutlery collection! Involving some sort of disposable cutlery bag? I need to humanize them.
  4. Develop some sort of way to collect the water from melting ice caps
    No rising sea temperatures and more water!
  5. Start an effort to return conch/fancy shells to the ocean
    Reverse the endangerment that has been done by everyone taking all the prettiest and largest shells out of the ocean by just putting them back. Some sea creature has been greatly affected by it. Idk what complications would go along with putting them back though (definitely have ppl boil them first).