Months, Ranked

Inspired by @jeremysomething
  1. January
    It's too cold and most people break their resolutions by January 20th anyway.
  2. February
    I mean, I guess it's okay if you have a significant other or a birthday in February. Otherwise, eh.
  3. March
    ALLERGIES
  4. April
    ALLERGIES AND PRANKSTERS
  5. May
    SLIGHTLY LESS ALLERGIES BUT STILL ALLERGIES
  6. July
    It's. Too. Hot. And I live in Vegas, which is basically located between the earth and the sun.
  7. September
    The school year gets kickstarted and students realize their penmanship has slowly deteriorated over the months spent on summer vacation.
  8. August
    It's hot and school is quickly approaching. However, there is still time off to watch Netflix shows and sleep in.
  9. June
    I'm a little biased here. This is my birthday month.
  10. November
    Ah, I can smell the pie and hear the screaming of people getting trampled on Black Friday already.
  11. December
    It's freezing, but the warmth in my heart compensates for that. Plus, who doesn't love scented pinecones?
  12. October
    I love fall. This month screams fall. Fall.