Thoughts while I'm staying at this cheap motel
- •Can the people upstairs hear me singing the Book Of Mormon soundtrack??
- •Are they Mormon and now offended?
- •What is the theme of this room?There is a baby Buddha figurine doing the splits, a stack of books including The History of Dead Dogs (what?) and a lawn chair with a throw pillow on it
- •These blankets smell like a perfume strip in Glamour Magazine
- •Why is this bed so comfortable? Is this Tempurpedic? I'm going to stay up all night thinking about it... dammit