Thoughts while I'm staying at this cheap motel

  1. Can the people upstairs hear me singing the Book Of Mormon soundtrack??
  2. Are they Mormon and now offended?
  3. What is the theme of this room?
    There is a baby Buddha figurine doing the splits, a stack of books including The History of Dead Dogs (what?) and a lawn chair with a throw pillow on it
  4. These blankets smell like a perfume strip in Glamour Magazine
  5. Why is this bed so comfortable? Is this Tempurpedic? I'm going to stay up all night thinking about it... dammit