1. Can the people upstairs hear me singing the Book Of Mormon soundtrack??
  2. Are they Mormon and now offended?
  3. What is the theme of this room?
    There is a baby Buddha figurine doing the splits, a stack of books including The History of Dead Dogs (what?) and a lawn chair with a throw pillow on it
  4. These blankets smell like a perfume strip in Glamour Magazine
  5. Why is this bed so comfortable? Is this Tempurpedic? I'm going to stay up all night thinking about it... dammit