Ways 2 feel more confident as a lady

  1. Bite into a banana
  2. Bite into a banana while yelling "fuck the patriarchy" in French, because you know French
  3. Bite into a banana as you cross the finish line of a marathon before the dude that said, "I love when girls are in shape" to you before the race
  4. Bite into a sexist male
  5. Bite into a banana
  6. Bite into a banana and chew with your mouth open while making intense eye contact with the guy that was checking you out across the room
  7. Eat a cupcake because FUCK SOCIETAL CONSTRUCTS