THINGS I DID ON A SATURDAY NIGHT AS A TEENAGER

I didn't have friends in high school
  1. Lip synced to "ABBA Gold" in my bathroom wearing silver eyeshadow
  2. Used my telescope to look at constellations
  3. Rode my bike past the hot guy's house hoping he would notice me
  4. Watched Animal Planet documentaries and recorded them with a tape recorder so I could listen to it later
  5. Listen to Oldies 101.1
  6. Watched Baseball Tonight
  7. Wrote in my journal how I didn't have any friends and how my sister did
  8. Went on walks and talked to myself
    I still do that