WEIRDEST SHIT MY PATIENTS HAVE SAID TO ME
Adventures of a Labor and Delivery Nurse
- •Why isn't my baby sucking on my tit?
- •Husband to patient: you so sexy, you look like a brown tele-tubby
- •How did you get your bangs so straight?
- •So you're basically fisting me?
- •I'm having this baby because the abortion didn't hold...
- •How much is this going to affect me sex life?
- •Ohmigaaaaawd Sierra Rose!! (Grandma screamed this after she found out the name of the baby)
- •But I don't want to take my clit ring out!!!