Adventures of a Labor and Delivery Nurse
  1. Why isn't my baby sucking on my tit?
  2. Husband to patient: you so sexy, you look like a brown tele-tubby
  3. How did you get your bangs so straight?
  4. So you're basically fisting me?
  5. I'm having this baby because the abortion didn't hold...
  6. How much is this going to affect me sex life?
  7. Ohmigaaaaawd Sierra Rose!! (Grandma screamed this after she found out the name of the baby)
  8. But I don't want to take my clit ring out!!!