MISHAPS FROM CAMPING TRIPS MY PARENTS USED TO TAKE US ON

  1. The worst, longest, loudest thunderstorm
    While we were camped on top of a mountain, obviously
  2. A literal blizzard
    In April. We were not prepared.
  3. We got lost and walked several extra miles
  4. A bear ate our food
    Because of course it did
  5. Our canoe flipped over
  6. We saw a dead horse in the trail
  7. A huge swarm of flies attacked while we were eating dinner
    Ended up eating a lot of flies that night
  8. A dude we met tried to hit on my mom or possibly was a serial killer
    We drove him away with our awkward preteen hatred stares
  9. We camped in a daddy long legs migration pathway
    They kept walking across my face while I was trying to sleep
  10. A tornado
  11. I got my period
    THE. WORST.
  12. My sister ate too much lukewarm pepperoni and puked on my maze coloring book
    Still mad.