IRRATIONAL THOUGHTS I THINK EVERY MORNING

  1. I can definitely get ready in under 15 minutes. *hits snooze again*
  2. I don't think I have all that much to do at work today- should be smooth sailing until COB.
  3. These shoes are comfy.
  4. Maybe if I add a blazer this dress will be "appropriate business attire."
  5. Yep, looks great.
  6. Traffic shouldn't be too bad today because (insert irrational, untrue reason).
  7. I can subsist on coffee alone. *10 o'clock hour strikes and I'm violently proved wrong in several different ways.*