ALTERNATIVE NAMES FOR MY COURSES THIS SEMESTER

Inspired by @brynelle
  1. Probability theory 2
    Should be called: don't worry, none of us remember how to integrate by parts so you don't need to simplify that
  2. Differential equations 2
    Should be called: remember when you took diff eq 1 a year and a half ago? No? Too bad
  3. Politics and the media
    Should be called: let's talk about this presidential primary FAAAAACKING Donald Trump
  4. Research methods and statistical modeling
    Should be called: the worst, most useless class you will ever take (I dropped it)
  5. Gender and politics
    Should be called: feminism hellz yes
  6. Racquetball
    Should be called: a lesson in how to make your hungover grad student teacher like you