### ALTERNATIVE NAMES FOR MY COURSES THIS SEMESTER

Inspired by @brynelle

- •Probability theory 2Should be called: don't worry, none of us remember how to integrate by parts so you don't need to simplify that
- •Differential equations 2Should be called: remember when you took diff eq 1 a year and a half ago? No? Too bad
- •Politics and the mediaShould be called: let's talk about this presidential primary FAAAAACKING Donald Trump
- •Research methods and statistical modelingShould be called: the worst, most useless class you will ever take (I dropped it)
- •Gender and politicsShould be called: feminism hellz yes
- •RacquetballShould be called: a lesson in how to make your hungover grad student teacher like you