Disney-based Stand-up Jokes
just a list of (fairly) funny Disney jokes I've heard.
- •Rick Astley asked if he could borrow some Pixar movies. I replied, "You can have Monsters Inc and Toy Story, but......'I'm never going to give you Up'"...
- •How'd Elsa lose her balloon?She Let It Go.
- •Knock knock (Who's there?) You (You who?) Yoo-hoo! Big Summer Blowout.Frozen joke. Wandering Oaken's Trading Post (and Spa)
- •6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.