Personal Statistics I Want To See At the End of My Life

  1. Number of times I've used the ☺️ vs 🙂 emoji
    They look almost identical on my keyboard, and I don't really notice which one I click.
  2. How good my music collection/taste was compared to the rest of the world.
    I better be Top 10.
  3. How much money I saved because of how good I am at finding deals online.
    I pride myself on this more than I should.
  4. How much more money I spent because of how good I am at finding deals online.
    I have issues.
  5. How many celebritirs did I almost have a chance of hooking up with?
    Where maybe if I had started a conversation with that person who sat next to me on the airplane and hit it off.
  6. Number of records I broke that I didn't realize.
    There's gotta be some obscure things like # of green lights I hit in a row, or something that happened that I wouldn't have noticed.