Terms for things that don't exist

  1. Comedium
    A person who laughs at the punchline before the joke is finished. A person who predicts your future in a 30-min stand up set. A size for clothing in which it fits perfect as far as snugness, but ridiculously off in length and other dimensions.
  2. Hannibis
    A strain of weed that will eat other strains of weed growing next to it.