1. When I walked into the Strand at lunchtime, the doors were open and the heat was off (& it felt like spring)
  2. Gave my name to two boys on the G train who were sweaty from their intramural soccer match. One was a LATIN teacher and I wanted to say, "like in Mindy Kaling's alternate life fantasy rom-com!"
  3. I found a piece of wood in my meal at panera and got a full refund