1. You sit on your throne of lies
  2. Hi Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
  3. This looks like Santa's workshop, except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to kill me.
  4. A tribe of asparagus but they're subconscious about the way their pee smells
  5. I love smiling, Smiling's my favorite
    Suggested by @kate81