Conversations I've Over Heard at the Bar
I bartend and I tend to over hear some pretty crazy things. They're mostly out of context but that's what's so fun about it.
- 1."Have you ever taken Viagra?"
- 2."On a scale of 1 to Mel Brooks laying in the floor eating a burger how drunk are you?"
- 3."I think it's okay if she's under 70. And not older than your grandparents."
- 4."It was the most disturbing thing and yet I couldn't look away as she gave head to her beer bottle."
- 5."If you don't actually touch it's not cheating, right?"
- 6."He had the tits of a god."