Conversations I've Over Heard at the Bar

I bartend and I tend to over hear some pretty crazy things. They're mostly out of context but that's what's so fun about it.
  1. 1.
    "Have you ever taken Viagra?"
  2. 2.
    "On a scale of 1 to Mel Brooks laying in the floor eating a burger how drunk are you?"
  3. 3.
    "I think it's okay if she's under 70. And not older than your grandparents."
  4. 4.
    "It was the most disturbing thing and yet I couldn't look away as she gave head to her beer bottle."
  5. 5.
    "If you don't actually touch it's not cheating, right?"
  6. 6.
    "He had the tits of a god."