1. Sleep in past 8
  2. Not wake up and pee five million times a night
  3. Staying up late and only getting a few hours of sleep and being fine
  4. Not paying bills
  5. Or having any type of responsibility
  6. To not be woken up by pets (or kids) during the night
  7. Come home from work before 5 and not grade ANY papers
    Suggested by @kate81