1. Marry an eagle scout
  2. Ask the Eagle Scout Husband to build a fire in the fireplace
  3. Try to help ESH to build the fire
  4. Get yelled at
  5. Move to couch and explore List App
  6. Watch for another hour as the fire continues to die
  7. Try not to tell ESH that the wood he's using is wet
  8. Wait for him to figure it out
  9. Wait some more
  10. After the fire finally dies (AGAIN BECAUSE THE WOOD IS WET BECAUSE IT RAINED FOR 3 DAYS) go to bed.