PEOPLE I'LL JUDGE AND NOT FEEL BAD ABOUT IT

We all judge people. When I judge these people I feel righteous.
  1. People who can't tell the difference between "where" and "were" "your" and "you're"
    I will never take you seriously if you make these mistakes.
  2. People who litter
    Seriously, there's always a trash can around. Just don't do it.
  3. People who fart while in their seat in airplanes
    There's a special hell for those who do this. Why?! We live in a society! We have rules!
  4. People who spit in public
    Unless you have suddenly swallowed poison there's no excuse for this behavior.
  5. Tobacco chewers
    Way to combine two gross things (spitting and tobacco) into a carnival of horrors. I've only seen this a handful of times in my life but it's left me scarred.
  6. People who leave their shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot
    If you can't take an extra 30 seconds to put away your cart I don't want to know you.