UNSETTLING CELEBRITY WAX FIGURES

Wax figures are amazing. They make every celebrity look like they are background characters in "The Polar Express."
  1. Gandhi
    This just feels like a bad choice. Poorly conceived and not well thought out all the way from concept to actual execution
  2. Meryl Streep
    How could they do this to her?? She looks like they ran the Helen Hunt wax figure through the garbage disposal
  3. Leo DiCaprio
    Fills me with deep, incalculable sorrow
  4. Jerry Seinfeld
    What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Even though looking at this abhorrent abomination almost killed me, it didn't, so I am stronger now
  5. Lenny Kravitz
    "A terrible beauty is born" -W. B. Yeats
  6. Van Gogh
    Dude has no chill whatsoever. It looks like he's t minus 5 seconds away from whipping out the vape pen and telling you how pitbulls are actually "really safe, loving dogs"
  7. JFK
    The only way this is acceptable is if they gave a raccoon a pile of wax, a blurry photo of JFK, and a dull butter knife and this is what the raccoon ultimately made. If that is not the case then this is not acceptable