things we say to our dog
- •what'd you do today, Artemis?I am unemployed. I know what she did today. slept on the heating pad and buried a bone in the yard.
- •Artemis, fartemis. Artemis, fartemis.sing song.
- •FRAUD DOG.sometimes followed by a burst of laughter when i remember what it's a reference to.
- •LOOK AT HER LITTLE SNAUSAGE TAIL!
- •did you know you look like a baked potato?
- •lil baby dawg