1. I'm about to start flight attendant training so ✈️
  2. I refuse to go to a new city without a pair of sneakers.
    Over here praising the lord that they're considered high fashion now.
  3. The ideal Saturday is one in which I don't ever have to wear a bra.
  4. Take me to a car wash if you want to see what childlike wonder is.
  5. My dachshund's name is Shalom.
  6. No I'm not Jewish, but I wish I was.
    They're God's chosen people for a reason and I want in on that.