APPLIED FOR MY FIRST APARTMENT YESTERDAY LIKE THE LADY I AM

  1. I'm an adult?
  2. With the best credit score out of all my roommates?
  3. We only have a day to find a place?
  4. We applied for the first apartment we looked at?
  5. In the perfect location for all of us flight attendants?
  6. And it's GORGEOUS and spacious and bright?
  7. Is this real life?
  8. But on top of that, the super and the realtor are absolutely lovely?
  9. Like so lovely that I want to be their friend?
  10. Who says New Yorkers are mean?
  11. I can hang with these guys.
  12. #Hollapraise in the highest!