HERE'S THE THING ABOUT OTTERS:

  1. They don't care what you think.
  2. They'll let you know if they're judging you.
  3. They believe in a higher power.
  4. They're family oriented.
  5. They are pensive.
  6. They say, "aye gurr how you doin."
  7. They can be bashful.
  8. They really DGAF.