And by single I mean completely uninvolved and uninterested in the dating world.
  1. I can travel without feeling like I left a piece of me at home.
  2. I don't ever need to shave because no one is caressing my legs.
  3. I can express my bodily functions without shame.
  4. I can move wherever I want to.
  5. I can watch what I want on Netflix and if I hate something I can turn it off.
  6. I have no one to report to.
    Like I don't feel the need to tell anyone about my day.
  7. I get my bed all to myself.
  8. I don't have to be concerned with the nuances of dating communication.
  9. I can dance with whoever I want to when I'm out with my ~+*gurls*+~
    Aka no one is worried about what guys are looking at me.
  10. I don't have to text anyone all day long if I don't want to.
  11. I get to be introverted without concern for anyone else's needs.
  12. I don't have to be concerned about buying the perfect Christmas or birthday gift.