1. I'll be able to be my true ornery self without judgement/ they'll just blame it on my age.
  2. I will simultaneously be the cool grandma.
  3. I'll be able to rub my own wrinkly under arm skin all the time.
  4. I'll be free to bake all day.
  5. I might take up tennis.
  6. I'll be able to read as much as I want.
  7. I won't have to worry so much about eating healthily because I'll be on my way out anyways.
  8. I'll have wisdom that people won't have to listen to to if they don't want to.
  9. My BFF and I will probably live together when our husbands die and we'll have the best time.