I AM SO EXCITED TO GET OLD BECAUSE:
- •I'll be able to be my true ornery self without judgement/ they'll just blame it on my age.
- •I will simultaneously be the cool grandma.
- •I'll be able to rub my own wrinkly under arm skin all the time.
- •I'll be free to bake all day.
- •I might take up tennis.
- •I'll be able to read as much as I want.
- •I won't have to worry so much about eating healthily because I'll be on my way out anyways.
- •I'll have wisdom that people won't have to listen to to if they don't want to.
- •My BFF and I will probably live together when our husbands die and we'll have the best time.