I'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN WHO
- •Can't finish her chipotle order so she has to take it homeIt's too good to save for later.
- •Doesn't sweatMaybe I'm toxic and that's why I sweat like a frozen water bottle thawing in the summer.
- •Stays quiet if she's unhappySee something (my unhappiness) say something.
- •Looks good/presentable while working outI turn into a sweating tomato when I do literally anything physical.
- •Will go hungry so people won't judge her for eating too muchNope. Never. I'm proud of my accomplishments.
- •Always looks put togetherWrinkles are real. And also I'm lazy.
- •Can wear anything she wants and not worried about looking like a balloonThanks, boobs and booty.
- •Wears heels everydaySuggested by @kate81