MY THOUGHTS ON GETTING OLD

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    I so deeply look forward to being an old lady. πŸ‘΅πŸ½
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    I wanna be wrinkly so I can play with my own under arm chicken skin. πŸ“
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    I'm gonna be the sometimes ornery, but mostly cool grandma. ✌🏽️
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    My BFF and I will live next door to each other when our husbands die. πŸ‘―
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    We'll be in our own little world where she'll cook and I'll bake and we'll drink. 🍝πŸͺ🍷
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    I think I'll be understanding of my kids when they can't come visit. βœ‹πŸ½
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    And we'll be able to travel the world on standby for free because I'll have retirements benefits from my airline. ✈️
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    So I'll go visit them and babysit my grandbabies. πŸ‘ΆπŸ½
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    People could call me an old fart and I'd be fine with it. πŸ’¨
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    And also it's like I get an infinite amount of excuses for any issue that could arise. πŸ™†πŸ½
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    I'd make sure they didn't feel weird talking with me about death. πŸ’€
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    Because I'm intrigued by it and I think we should be more open about it as a whole. πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ
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    Honestly, I'm interested in what it will feel like to not necessarily be looking forward anymore. πŸ‘€
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    At this point in life, I feel that I don't regret my decisions and experiences because they make me who I am. πŸ™ƒ
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    I'm curious to see if that feeling will continue throughout my life. πŸ€”
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    Mostly I'm intrigued by the experience of getting old. πŸ™‹πŸ½
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    I'm not by any means in a rush to do so, but I'm very interested in it. πŸ’†πŸ½
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    So come on, wrinkles and saggy boobs. I'm ready for ya. πŸ’ͺ🏽