PERKS OF HAVING AN OUTSPOKEN FATHER

My dad is a class act and I'm almost always thankful for it.
  1. Everyone at the bank knows who you are and will do everything in their power to help you accomplish your task with the fewest amount of fees possible.
    My dad brings the ladies at our bank little treats all the time. They love him.
  2. The guys at the mechanic shops are extra respectful.
    Cause my dad picks em right.
  3. People at church are never shocked when you make a smart joke.
    Sassiness is a part of the Wilberding way.
  4. Your friends have a tough time figuring out whether he's joking or serious.
    If they vibe with his sense of humor, I know they're a friend worth keeping.