QUESTIONS I ASK MYSELF WHEN I GET THE HICCUPS

  1. When will this be over?
  2. Does everyone else find this as annoying as I do?
  3. Why do I always swallow and hiccup simultaneously at least once every time this happens?
  4. How often will my BFF have to forgive me for having the hiccups while we're on the phone?
  5. Why do I get these little nuisances so often?
  6. How do I make them stop?
  7. Do I just have to accept this as my new normal?
  8. Why do they hurt?
  9. Is this gonna last forever?