QUESTIONS I ASK MYSELF WHEN I GET THE HICCUPS
- •When will this be over?
- •Does everyone else find this as annoying as I do?
- •Why do I always swallow and hiccup simultaneously at least once every time this happens?
- •How often will my BFF have to forgive me for having the hiccups while we're on the phone?
- •Why do I get these little nuisances so often?
- •How do I make them stop?
- •Do I just have to accept this as my new normal?
- •Why do they hurt?
- •Is this gonna last forever?