REASONS I'M SITTING ON MY COUCH IN THE FETAL POSITION SUNBATHING RIGHT NOW

  1. My Halloween costume situation is weighing much too heavily on my thoughts.
  2. I need to take my vitamins.
    They're sitting in the lid of my tervis tumbler full of pumpkin coffee and I have to psych myself up so I can take them.
  3. I'm avoiding cleaning my bathroom.
  4. I dyed my hair last night and I'm trying to decide if I like it or not.
  5. My knees hurt.
  6. I'm sitting next to my dog and he hasn't moved away from me yet.
  7. I need a little extra color in my life.