REASONS I'M SITTING ON MY COUCH IN THE FETAL POSITION SUNBATHING RIGHT NOW
- •My Halloween costume situation is weighing much too heavily on my thoughts.
- •I need to take my vitamins.They're sitting in the lid of my tervis tumbler full of pumpkin coffee and I have to psych myself up so I can take them.
- •I'm avoiding cleaning my bathroom.
- •I dyed my hair last night and I'm trying to decide if I like it or not.
- •My knees hurt.
- •I'm sitting next to my dog and he hasn't moved away from me yet.
- •I need a little extra color in my life.