REASONS I'M THANKFUL I'M NOT A MAN

  1. I can wear leggings without worrying if my junk looks good.
  2. I don't feel pressure to ask anyone out.
  3. I'm not traditionally supposed to pay for dates.
  4. Or make more money than my sig. other in general.
  5. I can bake cookies for people and no one will think it's weird.
  6. Mostly I'm just glad I don't have to wear pants to be socially accepted.