REASONS MY DACHSHUND IS ME IN DOG FORM
This is Shalom and he's pretty cool.
- •His side eye could kill.
- •He's always hungry.
- •His booty doesn't quit.
- •He wants love, but only sometimes and on his terms.
- •He thinks he's a tough dog.When someone knocks on the door he barks like he's a guard dog. He then hides between my legs because he's actually afraid. This is who I am.
- •He only likes to be photographed when he knows he looks good.
- •He doesn't love cuddling.
- •He loves coffee.On multiple occasions he has enjoyed too much of my bulletproof coffee.
- •He can be dramatic in rare situations.
- •His chest and thighs are gigantic.
- •He knows how to get what he wants.
- •He needs more sleep than the average dog.
- •He's incredibly curious.
- •He doesn't like baths.