WHY I ALREADY LOVE MASTER OF NONE EVEN THOUGH I'VE ONLY WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE

God bless Aziz Ansari and Alan Yang for writing such perfection.
  1. The cinematography is calculated and beautiful.
  2. Costco is praised.
  3. I've already laughed out loud at least 7 times.
  4. Alan and Aziz have perfectly expressed my simultaneous desire for and fear of having children.
  5. Ethnicities!
  6. It's a full half hour show, not just 22 minutes.
  7. I'm invested in the story line already.
  8. I want it to last forever.