1. You can't tell when you spill coffee on yourself.
  2. You look put together without exhorting any effort.
  3. It takes no time to figure out what pieces work together.
  4. It's appropriate for every situation.
  5. You feel incredibly chic.
  6. You can wear whatever you'd like as an accent color.
  7. Your nails always work with your outfit.
  8. No one can see your sweat stains.
  9. But mostly it's for the coffee spills.