I love my gym (Iron Tribe Fitness), but not because I'm a meathead.
  1. So I can eat what I want to
  2. Because I want to kill it on the rare occasion that I wear shorts and heels
  3. So I can drop it low in da club
  4. Because no, I don't need your help with my bag
  5. Because I basically live in athletic wear anyway
  6. So I can avoid having my butt covered in pee in public toilets.