I love my gym (Iron Tribe Fitness), but not because I'm a meathead.
- •So I can eat what I want to
- •Because I want to kill it on the rare occasion that I wear shorts and heels
- •So I can drop it low in da club
- •Because no, I don't need your help with my bag
- •Because I basically live in athletic wear anyway
- •So I can avoid having my butt covered in pee in public toilets.